I would like to say:

That kathbad is gorgeous, lovely, generous, sweet and all-round fab.
I hope you have a fantastic birthday, and soon I will see you and squish thee mightily.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, kathbad!!!

For Lisaaaa and Heidi: A Council Message

CAKE.

Carol "singers"

silly wobs hat says:
OH DEAR GOD

Delirium Des Anges says:
?

silly wobs hat says:
I just answered the door to three lackadaisical girls of about 15 or so, "singing" carols at me

Delirium Des Anges says:
Ooooh, splendid

silly wobs hat says:
I let them get to "and a Happy New Year" before hastily exclaiming "BUT I'M JEWISH" and their caterwauling tailed off most amusingly

silly wobs hat says:
their faces fell

silly wobs hat says:
and one of them went "oh, all right." and they slunk away

Delirium Des Anges says:
They're just not trying very hard

Delirium Des Anges says:
If they were doing it properly they would have whipped out the tracts and tried to save you

silly wobs hat says:
:D

silly wobs hat says:
they were all so goddamned UGLY as well

silly wobs hat says:
WHY SEND ROUND UGLY GIRLS WHO CAN'T SING

silly wobs hat says:
SEND COMELY WENCHES WITH VOICES LIKE ANGELS, THEN WE'LL TALK

Delirium Des Anges says:
Because pretty girls who can sing are all too busy typing snarky comments on the internet

DEL AM WIN. AGAIN.