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Aug. 18th, 2005 10:50 amDel has just got up and was mightily confused to see the words "Blatantly Queer" written on her arm. She wrote it. I'm surprised she didn't notice it a few hours ago when she got up to go to the loo.
Look, children. That's what happens when you drink almost an entire bottle of vodka which has been named after Mikhail Gorbachev. She had COMMUNIST DRINK.
Massively unfairly, she has not got a headache. I have. I only had one sodding drink AND I drank loads of water.
She's now asking if I'm sure I didn't sodomise her while she slept. I'm saying nothing.
James is an fule and put the other half of the chocolate cake in the fridge without covering it. I said "Oh James, that's a really idiotic thing to do!" He didn't answer me, because he didn't hear me. Because he's not here. As I said to Del, that'll always impede someone's hearing, that will - not being here.
Wow. Just chuck in a few obscenities per sentence and we are Derek and Clive. We've already talked about drunkenness and arses and anal rape.
Look, children. That's what happens when you drink almost an entire bottle of vodka which has been named after Mikhail Gorbachev. She had COMMUNIST DRINK.
Massively unfairly, she has not got a headache. I have. I only had one sodding drink AND I drank loads of water.
She's now asking if I'm sure I didn't sodomise her while she slept. I'm saying nothing.
James is an fule and put the other half of the chocolate cake in the fridge without covering it. I said "Oh James, that's a really idiotic thing to do!" He didn't answer me, because he didn't hear me. Because he's not here. As I said to Del, that'll always impede someone's hearing, that will - not being here.
Wow. Just chuck in a few obscenities per sentence and we are Derek and Clive. We've already talked about drunkenness and arses and anal rape.
